Kids Say Darndest Things

My wife and I went to a party and complimented our host on her young looks. Their child goes "oh that coz she got a facelift" !
Man, the kids do say the darndest things.

My wife and I were playing with a friend's daughter (age 4), and she asked me "You know my dad?". I said "Yes, I know Dr. Oh very well". Then she revealed a family secret -- "He farts!"

This happened to my colleague. Their four year old daughter walked in when they were intensely intimate.
The sound of a four year old heartily giggling, and a cute, "What are you doing?"
The sound of panicky search for sheets, heavy breathing, then "We are wrestling dear".
"he he he. I wanna resel !! I wanna resel!! "

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