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Characters from Hindu Mythology and their Counterparts in IT Dept
(Original author unknown, I've modified most annotations)
- Brahma : Systems Builder (after the advent of Dell, he has become a
receive-clerk)
- Vishnu : Systems Support (call him when in
trouble!)
- Narada : The self-proclaimed .Net evangelist who sends useless
.net links whole day long
- Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
- Chitragupta
: Personnel Grievances/ Human Resources Manager
- Apsaras : Porn
Newsgroups (so easy to download; so tempting; so dangerous)
- Rakshasas : In house
hackers
- Vali : The Unix team (their last days are numbered)
- Sugriva
: The .Net team (the future is belongs to them)
- Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
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Arjuna : Lead
programmer (all the companies are vying for him)
- Abhimanyu : Trainee
programmer (wannabe Arjuna)
- Bhima : The Mainframe Computer
- Duryodhana :
In-house Microsoft product written in VB
- Shakuni : Bill Gates
- Krishna: Outside Consultant (he makes the difference between a success and a
failure)
- Karna : Brilliant C programmer -- too bad he never joined the
.Net team
- The One Hundred Kouravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches
Links: Pictures and Tales from Indian Mythologies Search for other characters of Hindu mythology in our Glossary
(Comments Disabled for Now. Sorry!) | First Written: Friday, November 14, 2003 Last Modified: 11/16/2003 |
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