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 Vikas Kamat is a programmer- entrepreneur living in Atlanta. This blog is a complex mix of Indian culture, life in southern USA, computer sciences, and sports. Opinions are his own.
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Mama's Got the Magic of BOTOX!
(and other embarrassing kid stories)

My wife and I went to a party and complimented our host on her young looks. Their child goes "oh that coz she got a facelift" !
Man, the kids do say the darndest things.

My wife and I were playing with a friend's daughter (age 4), and she asked me "You know my dad?". I said "Yes, I know Dr. Oh very well". Then she revealed a family secret -- "He farts!"

This happened to my colleague. Their four year old daughter walked in when they were intensely intimate.
The sound of a four year old heartily giggling, and a cute, "What are you doing?"
The sound of panicky search for sheets, heavy breathing, then "We are wrestling dear".
"he he he. I wanna resel !! I wanna resel!! "

The title of this blog inspired by the following controversial advertisement.

Mama keeps our house sparkling like sunshine
Mama keeps our bathroom fresh like the springtime
Mama keeps whites white with the magic
Mama's got the magic of CLOROX!

Links
• Learn about Botox
• Learn about Clorox

(Comments Disabled for Now. Sorry!)First Written: Thursday, October 24, 2002
Last Modified: 10/24/2002

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