Kids Say Darndest Things | |
Mama's Got the Magic of BOTOX!
(and other embarrassing kid stories)
My wife and I went to a party and complimented our host on her young
looks. Their child goes "oh that coz she got a facelift" !
Man, the kids do say the darndest
things.
My wife and I were playing with a friend's daughter (age 4), and she asked me
"You know my dad?". I said "Yes, I know Dr. Oh very well".
Then she revealed a family secret -- "He farts!"
This happened to my colleague. Their four year old daughter walked in when they were
intensely intimate.
The sound of a four year old heartily giggling, and a cute, "What are you
doing?"
The sound of panicky search for sheets, heavy breathing, then "We are
wrestling dear".
"he he he. I wanna resel !! I wanna resel!! "
The title of this blog inspired by the following controversial
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(Comments Disabled for Now. Sorry!) | First Written: Thursday, October 24, 2002 Last Modified: 10/24/2002 |
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